men cologneSo I tried creating a list of situations where it would be appropriate to have men cologne nearby. Some of these things actually have happened to me and others are what ifs. Men cologne comes in handy when:

  • The water heater breaks and you can’t bear to shower in completely freezing water.
  • After a long hike that leads into a dinner out with friends.
  • You forget to buy soap and shampoo at the store and can only rinse off in the shower.
  • The lights go out, there is no flashlight and the only way to stick together is through scent.
  • You clogged the toilet at a friend’s house and need something to cover the evidence.
  • Meeting a first date at a restaurant, movie theater or any place where there will be close proximity.
  • Outside of grandma’s front door after taking a long road trip down to surprise her on her 83rd birthday.
  • Exiting off the freeway for any long duration in the car, at least 3 hours.
  • If deodorant has run to the end of the stick and you have bad BO.

The situations where men cologne comes in handy are many.